I am 8359 days old as of today. crap. darn. shouldn’t i be ruler of the free world by now?
i claim the united states, south america and asia!! oh no wait. life isn’t a game of RISK.
“the death plough, she’s-a coming through, i said the death plough, she’s-a coming through.”
“you can’t beat two sixes, you can’t beat two sixes.”
“adam, you are the black army of death”
“i can’t help it, i’m doing it for the motherland”
“but i don’t wanna kill anybody!”
“you don’t have to kill anybody just play the game without whining”